On DIAF Fridays.

There is a special place in hell for people who say "we" when they mean "I." You are not fucking legion, asshole. You are not speaking for anyone but your own douchebag self. And on top of that, if you sounded any more condescending, you'd need to start addressing the person you're talking to as Widdle Wubkins and rub their belly every time they had some overwhelming flash of brilliance and did something radical like showing a glimmer of understanding or speaking a complete sentence.

God, I fucking hate you.