"And here I am, the only fucking douchebucket, writing a goddamn novel on a noncatalog fucking, what, a hoist, HEY KIM, HOW IS SHIT, HOW'S YOUR HUSBAND, HOW'S YOUR E-CIGARETTE'. Why? Because, Paul? Because so much for Wife #1, 2, and 3, here's fucking Kim now? Fuck Kim. Fuck Paul. Fuck all y'all."
Inquiring about the welfare of someone's e-cigarette is assuredly the new Bless You.
Also, jesus, our mouths are foul.
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