On what the ever loving fuck, indeed.

This made me laugh-cry-twitch.


Comment FTW: "Oh, that picture of Santorum.  So smarmy.  Smarming all over us smarmily as if he were Mr. Smarm."


Related, on GMA* this morning: "After Florida, [Romney] thought he had gotten engaged and a wedding date was set and the voters gave him his ring back and said 'We're going to flirt with this guy from Pittsburgh for a while." And just the concept of America - as - coquettish - heart breaker made me laugh loud enough to wake up the cat. 


So l'm totally aware that there is less than a 0.000036% chance I will ever get the opportunity to say "President Santorum" and have it be true and not the most disgusting Halloween costume in the world, but just the idea that even 2% of a state as large as Minnesooooota (you have to say it like that) would go, "Ummmm yeah, I think I'd like THIS FUCKING GUY to run the free world" is extremely alarming. I mean? Guys? Come on, now. At least just tell me it was a joke. Because sometimes I worry about you. And this joke, she is not funny.


*Yes, I usually watch the first 15 minutes of GMA if I'm still home. I have a kind of sick love for Stephanopoulos. And at the veeeeeeery beginning, it's still kind of staight forward news and not Robert Pattinson's execution of his favorite 15 minute casserole.