"I'M AN INSANE, IRRATIONAL JERK AND YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM THAT I 100% CAUSED WITH MY OWN INEPTITUDE BUT I WILL BE BOISTEROUSLY BLAMING YOU FOR, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THIS IS YOUR FAULT."
"[insert clear, calm, concise resolution to said problem]. Thoughts or concerns?"
"HOW DO WE RESOLVE THIS!????!??!!! I AM GOING TO CC THE WHOLE COMPANY AND ALL THEIR MOTHERS UNTIL YOU TELL ME. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT."
"[insert reiteration of aforementioned resolution] Thoughts or concerns?"
"I AM REPLYING TO YOUR RESOLUTION WITH ADDITIONAL SHOUTING THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY LENDING ANY NEW INFORMATION TO THE SUBJECT, ACTUALLY I'M JUST REHASHING THE SAME EXACT THING I SAID BEFORE AND PRETENDING YOUR RESOLUTION DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW WORDS WORK."
"... this has unfortunately reached a place that is slightly higher my pay grade."
"BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"
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